cthulhu-with-a-fez: maydaykoigo: curiouslyhigh: bunnywith: tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again I pointlessly open the fridge too. sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost. Why am I in the bathroom is this what a sims game with the free will...
that terrifying feeling when you are finishing a book and THERE AREN’T ENOUGH PAGES LEFT FOR ALL OF THE THINGS THAT NEED TO HAPPEN.
SHIT I CAN'T MAKE UP: Convo between my 7 year-old...
(Names have been altered slightly, just in case.)
Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
Matt: Me, too! On a boy!
Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
(pause for a bit)
Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
Josie: YEAH. my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and an auntie.
Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
Dave: (from across the room) No you can't, you're seven.
(Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage. I almost cried out of happiness. Later, when I was asked if boys could kiss anyone they wanted, I replied, "only if they want to kiss you back." And Josie responded, "Yeah! Your body, your life.")
My students are the shit.
krvsty: yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have u ever heard of chocolate fountains
edgebug: it took me .2 seconds to reblog this
お金がなくて時間もないときって、牛丼みたいなものを食べ始めるでしょ。そうするとよけい太るんですよ。しょうがないよ、それは。そりゃオーガニックな野菜を使った食事とか...– 生きる悪知恵 正しくないけど役に立つ60のヒント (文春新書 868) / 西原 理恵子 (via highlight)
i hate distance and time zones and age differences and people who make me feel things
Reblog if you’d like 1 message from a curious...
stuartsometimes: when people talk about the way girls dress and say “respect yourself ladies” I get so fucking mad because like I respect myself I think I’m awesome I am an A+ human being but I also know my ass looks great in this dress
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.
Girl: I kinda' like horses.
Ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE, WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU INTO A HORSE.
disgustinghuman: i will always watch, love, and reblog this shit. omg, those kids were brain washed.
sadillite: all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant